
The fall-bearing raspberries I planted this spring are actually bearing fruit already. In fall. Lots of them. Nom, nom, nom.

The volunteer acorn squash haven’t been so successful. A couple vines died, but the the squash fruit weren’t really ripe. I’m still holding out hope for the others, including Mystery Squash #2. And in their inexplicable vegetable optimism, new squash plants continue to set fruit. Behold Mystery Squash #4. No way is that little guy going to get ripe before frost, but hey, it’s a volunteer. I’m not arguing.
Thou speakest the name of the sandgorgon? Wouldst thou bring ruin upon us all?
Didst thou buy the British import of The One Tree, or didst thou wait a couple of months longer for the American edition?
Sandgorgons? Ha! A paltry threat!
Far more deadly is the invasion of the hungry, hungry snails.
Those snails pictured are of the escargot variety — edible. Are you not a predator?
Despite co-existing with that species of snail for most of my life, I’ve never tried eating them. Getting them ready involves rounds of rinsing, starving, feeding parsley and oatmeal. [Funny, why did I just think about Susan Dey, Karen Carpenter, and Mary-Kate Olsen?]
I leave the snails to the oppossums and skunks.