Raccoons jangle my brain

Cheese it! She looks mad!
Cheese it! She looks mad!

Funny noise out back. Something banging. Something clattering.

Four raccoons! One cat. Four raccoons? Get in here, cat. Go away, raccoons!

<grabs camera> I said, beat it!<two raccoons go out of frame> Scram! <flash!> How do you like that?

Raccoons back off. Cat walks past. I open door. Cat strolls in.

Phew!