Have a nice Christmas!

I don’t do Christmas.

I evade Christmas stories, especially the scifi type.

As for my own crazy stories, it seems silly that spending any other evening with a cat and a laptop and the husband is fine, but this night is supposed to be more festive.

But I don’t mind that Christmas is almost as good as Thanksgiving for prompting you to cook mass quantities of food.

I do like giving the gift of giving.

And I definitely like the annual ritual of eating dim sum with a small tribe.

So whatever it is I do at this time of year, I might as well call it having a merry Christmas, after all.

Hey, kid! Yes, you! Is that goose still hanging in the window?