Merry Correction-mas

I feasted. I drowsed. I woke up enough to realize that I need to issue a retraction.

Yesterday I said I don’t like Christmas stories. There’s an exception. If you’re on the Internet, you’ve probably read it already. If you haven’t read it now, for the funniest take on Christmas  you can find. If you’re not on teh Interwebs, how are you reading this???